I want what she’s having. She’s having what appears to be a mandarin orange, and I want it. Look at the way she is looking at it, like she knows I want it. She’s a stranger on a train so it would be weird if I asked for a slice, and I cant just take it cause that would be stealing. So what do I do? I could just try the old “hey look out the window, it’s Matthew MacConaughey” trick, and she wouldn’t even know what hit her…yeah that would probably worOH MY GOD SHE FINISHED IT! Damn.